another moral hangover. fuck.
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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