Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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