they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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