Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
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