she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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