what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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