sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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