Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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