Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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