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go home
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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