found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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