We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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