One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
Randomize
