You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
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