No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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