We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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