oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
