Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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