just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
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