The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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