We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
What a dumb baby whore.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
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