we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
mondays should just be called national damage control day
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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