Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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