I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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