Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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