He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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