If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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