i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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