I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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