We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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