I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
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