this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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