Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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