Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
it's like iHOP with fire
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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