There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I am spending my child support on dildos
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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