Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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