I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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