you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
please don't ironically join a cult
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