all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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