toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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