it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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