So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Randomize
