Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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