I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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