$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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