I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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