I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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