if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Randomize
