So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
