Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
she looked like the before picture.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Randomize
