he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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