I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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