It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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