I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
then he tried to convert me to islam
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Randomize
