who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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