that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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